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Showing posts with label Lakers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lakers. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Andrew Bynum, Playing Handicap

LA Lakers center, Andrew Bynum, has been committing fouls even off the court, according to NBC LA. The 7 footer, who grocery shops at Bristol Farms in Playa del Rey, decided to park his BMW in a handicapped parking spot. Andrew did not display a handicap placard in his window therefore making this a serious foul, of the flagrant persuasion. There were other spaces available but I'm assuming dude was like look, I got long legs, big feet and they hurt. I helped bring in some championships. So yall need to pipe the hell down.

For any groupies out there, now you know where he shops.


Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Kobe Sued By A Woman...Again

According to NBC Sports, Kobe Bryant is being sued by some chick from the midwest, Ohio to be exact, because he reneged on a promise to marry her. This silly goose, Selina Miller, filed this lawsuit on June 24th in Orange County. Miller claims Kobe signed some papers to confirm this agreement and she also said he failed to buy her a ring. According to her, Bryant's handlers told him not to buy her one. So I guess the fact that he is married already to the mother of his children had no bearing...Selina has sued the Lakers star before in 2009. An Ohio judge kicked that defamation and invasion of privacy lawsuit to the curb as "not plausible and "frivolous," so her credibility is pretty much shot among other things.


Oh and just in case Selina stumbles across this blog, We thought we would post a picture of Kobe with his wife Vanessa. If you look just right, it looks like they're smiling at you. Ahhh wedded bliss...

Friday, June 24, 2011

LA Laker Ron Artest Is Going Through Some Changes

Okay ladies and gentlemen, let's take a look at what World Peace looks like:

As reported by TMZ, Ron Artest is in the process of legally changing his name to Metta World Peace. Metta means kindess, loving, yadda yadda yadda.

I will say this, when I think world peace, Ron Artest definitely comes to mind. Peace out.

Lamar Odom Trade, Hype or Not

What would he have done if traded to Minnesota or Philly? Do they have paparazzi? His career is just beginning... as a limelight lovah. The Khloe and Lamar reality show, Khloe and Lamar cologne and let's not forget, starring in commercials where his wife being present is not a requirement cause he's actually promoting what he does for a living. According to the LA Times, Odom said he would retire first if traded to Minnesota. I hear ya 6 Man. "Reality" is way more profound in SoCal than Minnesota and who in their right mind would want to leave reality? Way to stay grounded.

So as of now, this rumor looks like a bunch of hype and we're okay with that.