Heidi Montag...

You workout 14 hours a day, really? I guess you don't have time to sleep, tweet, do a reality show and wait... how the hell did you have time to do an interview with US Weekly?

Montag claims she works out from 5 a.m. to 7 p.m. and has been doing so for two months now. Her motivation was for a gig this past weekend at Wet Republic in Vegas where a bikini was the required uniform. Being 5'2", she also claims her weight had reached 130 lbs and that she is now back down to 103 lbs. It looks to me what Heidi is suffering from is a case of dyslexia among other things.

I will leave you with a quote from Montag herself referring to what took her so long to get back to working out...

"My breasts, because they're so big, really needed some time..."

J Simpson

Here is a recent photo of Jess strutin her stuff, singin, at a chili cook off event in Florida (no that is not what we are making fun of or questioning). The thing is, whoever says this is fat (google it, it's happening people), is an idiot who does not know the definitions of hot and "normal"!

Photo credit: INF