An Audio Tape, A Cave, Osama

Osama's tape dropped today urging Muslims to launch a holy war against Israel, and per VP Dick Cheney, after "hearing" the Al-Qaida leader's voice on tape, shows he is in an isolated cave. Well Dick if you're reading rant and roast, and I just bet you are, thanks for your insight into this whole Osama cave thing before your exit... wait it seems like I've heard that before.

President-elect Obama was asked today about this new development while being interviewed on "CBS Evening News." His response was, "Regardless of whether bin Laden is alive, the U.S. must weaken the Al-Qaida network to the point that it can no longer function. "My preference, obviously, would be to capture or kill him."... "But if we have so tightened the noose that he's in a cave somewhere and can't even communicate with his operatives then we will meet our goal of protecting America."

Cheney Confirms Diss To Leahy

On Fox News today, Cheney finally admits cursing out Leahy on the Senate floor in 2004. I wonder will he start admitting anything else he did... like how he basically told the American people the same thing he told Leahy.

Cheney and Gonzales

VP Cheney and former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales have been indicted on state charges involving federal prisons in a South Texas county, The Associated Press reports. Alberto used his political influence to halt an investigation in abuses, at a private-run prison in '06. Cheney is charged with being apart of organized criminal activity (ya know like someone who might be in the MOB) with Vanguard, a company that has a financial stake in private prison companies.

Biden Meets Cheney At The VP Digs