Madonna Loathes Something... We're Not Surprised

Madonna was at a press conference at the Venice Film Festival for her first feature-length directorial debut, "W.E.," when a fan came up to her and gave her, what they thought was a nice gesture, a bouquet of hydrangeas, as reported by HuffPost Entertainment. Yeah well. Madonna hates those.



She even says in the video, "I absolutely loathe hydrangeas. He obviously doesn't know that."

Isn't it more fun to think he did know?

Britney And Madonna Together Again...Oh Justin Was There Too

Britney and Justin, took the stage with Madonna (separately) at Dodger Stadium in LA on November 6, MSNBC reports. Brit joined Madge to sing the last verse of Madonna's song, "Human Nature".

Britney and Madonna perform "Human Nature" - Raw Footage


Justin and Madonna perform "4 Minutes" - Raw Footage

Guy Just Says No

Guy Ritchie recently offered $40 million from Madonna in their divorce settlement, his response...oh hell naw, according to the Daily Mail. Well we do not believe they have him actually quoted saying "hell naw," but we likey.

Madonna Schedules Sex Like A Lunch Date

If you believe The Daily Mail, Madonna scheduled sex with soon to be ex-hubby Guy Ritchie around her workouts, sometimes months in advance. Why is she doing double the work? Is sex not a workout? Since she is known to get her exercise on in the gym for hours, in comparison, it would be quite difficult for any man to hold up that long. So I guess I just answered my own question, if I were thinking like Madonna of course. However if I were thinking like a lawyer here's the thing, if what The Daily Mail is reporting is true, at least she thought enough about Guy to pencil him in. So it was obviously important. If the media is saying how important Kabbalah and her workouts are (which she also allegedly schedules in her appointment book) then the logic is pretty clear. Hey Madonna, have your people call our people. Will sew this divorce up for you in no time.

Madonna and Guy Finally Release That Statement

Rant and Roast is going to respect Madonna, Guy, and the rest of the brood their privacy by talking about them on this blog and not being all loud about it.
Madonna and Guy released a statement through Madonna's publicist that they are divorcing after almost 8 years of marriage, as reported in The New York Post. The Post goes on to say, Madonna is still hot and heavy with Yankee's bat boy A-Rod, which news of an affair between the two first hit the fan earlier this year.

Gotta Love Madonna For Always Speaking Her Mind... And To The Beat Of The Music, Impressive

I am going out on a limb here, but I would say she is not a fan of Sarah Palin.