Fan Review: Two And A Half Men

As a fan of the show, we watched the premiere last night and for the few that read this blog, we no likey.

The show opened up with a wake in Charlie's honor. Here's how Rose, Charlie's love-crazed neighbor, described how Charlie died in France when he was hit by a train. "His body just exploded like a balloon full of meat." Hmm. Highly doubtful, but obviously if Sheen were to come back, it would have to be in some dream sequence.

Jon Cryer brought the funny as usual and Ashton Kuther had some humorous lines but not sure this forced way of bringing Kutcher into the mix is enough to carry this laffer.

Plain and simple, it just seemed off. Although a comedy, there was no real grief. Trust, we are all about getting our laugh on however if a significant person in the family dies, I'd expect a tad more mourning. Maybe Chuck Lorre couldn't bring himself to create such a thing due to the sour relationship these two (him and Charlie) have in real life.

Since this show has some fab writers, perhaps it will get better over time but Charlie Sheen is definitely missed.

Side note: People that watched the premiere last night but never watched the show when Charlie Sheen starred in it, your opinion really doesn't count so stop it!

Charlie Sheen Interview

Today's Matt Lauer sat down with Charlie Sheen and we gotta say, Charlie was extremely calm and CHARMING.

The actual interview starts at about 3:08.

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Charlie Sheen Gets Roasted

Comedy Central's Charlie Sheen roast took place over the weekend and here are some of the highlights according to, Entertainment Weekly.

The host of the roast Seth MacFarlane rants, “... A man who was great in two things 25 years ago.... Two and a Half Men will air a mock funeral for Sheen’s character during its premiere on the same night the Comedy Central roast airs but, you can just wait a couple months and see the real thing." Seth went on to say Charlie was found dead in his apartment and then told the audience he just copied the obituary of the late singer, Amy Winehouse.

While introducing William Shatner to the stage, MacFarlane poked fun at him with, "The guy who played Captain Kirk on Star Trek before it looked like gay guys working in a Mac store.”

William Shatner replied to Seth with, "Keep it going for Chaz Bono.” Then to Sheen, “I know another guy who was kind to whores and he got crucified by Jews too..."

Jeffrey Ross jabs, "Charlie if you’re winning, something is wrong with the scoreboard. If you’re winning, this must not be a child custody hearing."

Actress Kate Walsh says, “It’s amazing, after abusing your lungs, liver and kidneys, the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.”

Charlie takes the stage and responds with, “Until tonight I never realized how f***ed up I was. I just thought I was having fun … Kate Walsh, I don’t know anybody who watches your show, because I date woman who can still get their period."

Charlie says more as do others. Catch it when it airs on Comedy Central, September 19th. Check your local listing for show time.

Charlie Sheen Gets Inked

The actor is "winning" as he inked a deal with Liongate to star in and create his own sitcom. This show is expected to be similar to who he played on Two And a Half Men but way more edgier. So he is playing himself then? We like that! Let the bidding war between cable and major networks begin... oh it already has, as reported by Radaronline.