Guy Just Says No

Guy Ritchie recently offered $40 million from Madonna in their divorce settlement, his response...oh hell naw, according to the Daily Mail. Well we do not believe they have him actually quoted saying "hell naw," but we likey.

Madonna Schedules Sex Like A Lunch Date

If you believe The Daily Mail, Madonna scheduled sex with soon to be ex-hubby Guy Ritchie around her workouts, sometimes months in advance. Why is she doing double the work? Is sex not a workout? Since she is known to get her exercise on in the gym for hours, in comparison, it would be quite difficult for any man to hold up that long. So I guess I just answered my own question, if I were thinking like Madonna of course. However if I were thinking like a lawyer here's the thing, if what The Daily Mail is reporting is true, at least she thought enough about Guy to pencil him in. So it was obviously important. If the media is saying how important Kabbalah and her workouts are (which she also allegedly schedules in her appointment book) then the logic is pretty clear. Hey Madonna, have your people call our people. Will sew this divorce up for you in no time.