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Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Sarah Palin Likes 'Em Black... ALLEGEDLY

If you don't know the name, Joe McGinniss, you will possibly be delighted you came across this blog post.

He is a best-selling author who planted his buttox (aka residence) in Wasilla, Alaska right next door to former Governor Sarah Palin. So what does he do? Write an unauthorized book titled, "The Rogue" about the Palins'.

Now although the book's unnamed sources include "one resident" and "a friend," it's still juicy. ALLEGEDING Sarah and her hubby took drugs (who knows which ones, perhaps meth considering Alaska looks methish), that she didn't have many boyfriends and that Sarah's a racist (at least in the public eye). Her and her sisters secretly had a thing for black dudes. Sarah's black man of choice (a year before eloping with husband Todd) according to the book, former NBA player Glenn Rice who had fond memories of Sarah saying she was a sweetheart and respectful. They ALLEGEDLY smushed when Rice was a junior at the University of Michigan playing in a tournament in Alaska and she (at the time Sarah Heath) was a sports reporter for Anchorage TV station KTUU.

This is what they looked like back in the day.

Hopefully dude as in Joe McGinniss is hiding out somewhere. Those tea partiers look pretty threatening.

For more on this story, click here to The New York Times.

The book drops on September 20th.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Sinead O'Connor... Who Knew

She's a sexual beast and prefers to do her prowling on the internet. Oh and she likes anal.


According to HuffPost Entertainment, the popular singer from back in the day with the hit, "Nothing Compares to You," went to her blog and twitter in search of a mate and to discuss her sexual status.

"My sh-uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners," she writes.

"Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse. Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun. and it's VERY depressing."

... and to not leave out the anal. The whole reason we found this story interesting. She also writes:

"Let me now take time to make VERY clear that yes I 'do anal' and in fact I would be deeply unhappy if 'doing anal' wasn't on the menu, amongst everything else$$ So if u don't like 'the difficult brown'.. Don't apply..."

Sinead, you nasty little bugger.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Pete Wentz Loves Him Some S-E-X

US Weekly reports Pete Wentz was on the Howard Stern radio show today talking about the awesome sex him and wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz have. I am sure her manager-dad just loves hearing that... being an ex-youth minister and all.

Click here for full story.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Madonna Schedules Sex Like A Lunch Date

If you believe The Daily Mail, Madonna scheduled sex with soon to be ex-hubby Guy Ritchie around her workouts, sometimes months in advance. Why is she doing double the work? Is sex not a workout? Since she is known to get her exercise on in the gym for hours, in comparison, it would be quite difficult for any man to hold up that long. So I guess I just answered my own question, if I were thinking like Madonna of course. However if I were thinking like a lawyer here's the thing, if what The Daily Mail is reporting is true, at least she thought enough about Guy to pencil him in. So it was obviously important. If the media is saying how important Kabbalah and her workouts are (which she also allegedly schedules in her appointment book) then the logic is pretty clear. Hey Madonna, have your people call our people. Will sew this divorce up for you in no time.

Monday, October 6, 2008

The XXX-File Has Spoken And His Name Is David Duchovny

Reuters reports, David has left sex rehab. Duchovny is getting ready to start filming a new movie called, The Joneses. Hopefully this movie does not involve sex like his cable series, Californication, and he tries to keep up with them. Get it? Keeping up with the Joneses?
Anyone who realizes they have a problem and tries to fix the problem I give kudos. However, I mean seriously, how do you really stop this one? I really want to know. Any sex addict reading this blog, because I do not see why you would be doing anything else, please comment.