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Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts

Friday, September 23, 2011

Bristol Palin's Ridin The Bull... But Mom Gets Called A Whore

A 47 year old man called Britol's mom, Sarah, a whore and Bristol... a bitch!

We have to give Bristol props, although with cameras in tow for her reality show, for walking up to dude and getting in his face. Bristol also let the guy know she could tell he was a homosexual.

Check it out at LA's Saddle Ranch on the Sunset Strip. Thanks to Hollywood.TV for the footage.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Sarah Palin Likes 'Em Black... ALLEGEDLY

If you don't know the name, Joe McGinniss, you will possibly be delighted you came across this blog post.

He is a best-selling author who planted his buttox (aka residence) in Wasilla, Alaska right next door to former Governor Sarah Palin. So what does he do? Write an unauthorized book titled, "The Rogue" about the Palins'.

Now although the book's unnamed sources include "one resident" and "a friend," it's still juicy. ALLEGEDING Sarah and her hubby took drugs (who knows which ones, perhaps meth considering Alaska looks methish), that she didn't have many boyfriends and that Sarah's a racist (at least in the public eye). Her and her sisters secretly had a thing for black dudes. Sarah's black man of choice (a year before eloping with husband Todd) according to the book, former NBA player Glenn Rice who had fond memories of Sarah saying she was a sweetheart and respectful. They ALLEGEDLY smushed when Rice was a junior at the University of Michigan playing in a tournament in Alaska and she (at the time Sarah Heath) was a sports reporter for Anchorage TV station KTUU.

This is what they looked like back in the day.

Hopefully dude as in Joe McGinniss is hiding out somewhere. Those tea partiers look pretty threatening.

For more on this story, click here to The New York Times.

The book drops on September 20th.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Karl Rove On Sarah Palin Runnin For President

Karl visited Fox News last night and had this to say about Palin's reaction to him, on speculating if she's running for President or not. "I'm mystified. Look, she is all upset about this, saying I'm somehow trying to sabotage her. Sabotage her in some way and that how dare I speculate on her future. Look, if she doesn't want to be speculated about as a potential presidential candidate, there's an easy way to end the speculation. Simply say, 'I'm not running."



Oh Sarah. Since Rove is calling you out on your network, you might want to rethink this whole strategy thing. However, if this is to sell more books and be that "celebrity" you were born to be, keep up the good work.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Sarah Palin's Coworkers Silenced Due To Their Pay Checks

Fox News cohosts, Greg Gutfeld and Bob Beckel, of the show "The Five," briefly chat about their coworker Palin, who makes a cool $1 million a year as a Fox contributor. Curious, why is the word "cool" always used to describe a large sum of money? Nobody ever says, a cool $20 dollars, or why not a "hot" $1 million?

Anyway, it seems they were busting at the seams to share how they really feel about Palin but in a "Fox News I need my money" kind of way.

Watch video to see what we mean:

Monday, December 29, 2008

Bristol

Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, and Bristol's baby daddy, Levi Johnston, gave birth to a boy yesterday. His name or many names are Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston and he weighed 7 lb., 4 oz. Baby and mama are said to be doing well.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Sarah Please

I am in awe people... of Sarah Palin becoming such a "celebrity." Is that not what her side tried to call Barack during the campaign? So much so that they made a commercial comparing him to Paris Hilton. Now I hear Sarah P has inked an estimated $7 mil book deal, in which she is supposed to enlighten us on what went down while campaigning with McCain. Fox News is even calling her the future of the GOP... of course they are. Good luck with that.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Sarah Gets Punked

First of all, if Sarah P could not tell this was a hoax... Seriously with that awful French accent.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

2 Videos We Love At This Very Moment, Seriously Right Now

We love the tone and attitude of this song... it is so rant and roast. Thank you Pink!



We love when someone does the roasting for us (check it below).

McCain Aide Not Feelin Sarah Palin



One other thing, The Anchorage, Alaska papers do not support Sarah Palin. In fact, the Anchorage Daily News endorsed Obama. The paper is quoted as saying, "Picking Sen. McCain for president, putting her one 72-year-old heartbeat from the leadership of the free world is just too risky at this time." Hmm maybe they were pist she did not name them when Katie Couric asked SP what papers she reads.

Oh and Alaska, is a Republican state.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Soccer Mom Gets $150,000 Shopping Spree

That is if you are Sarah Palin... and I hear in lieu of once again being talked about by the media and people of the world who actually have a brain to seek out answers, Sarah P and her peeps say she is going to donate her expensive clothes to charity. To think, I had no idea there were extremely picky charity cases in the world who will only wear Neiman Marcus.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Palin Is A User

Sarah P, the RAPPER now (hence SNL), uses her state to fund family trips. That's right man. She charged her state for her children to travel with her, and to events the fam was not even invited to. Then of course she would fudge the expense reports to align with it reading as an "official" business trip. You guys do not even want to know the specifics... oh you do, okay. The charges included: hotel and commercial flight accommodations and I'll get even more specific, Palin went to a conference in New York and brought along her 17 year old daughter Bristol, and stayed in some super swanky hotel. The definition of super swanky means hella expensive. One more thing... altogether it is reported Palin has charged the great state of Alaska, $21,012 for her daughters' airfares since she took office in December 2006.
I say there is nothing like someone who wants to serve our country and look out for Americans and the economy, who also spends up her local funds on the kiddies when many kiddies don't even have health care. Rap on that Sarah P!!!!!

Monday, October 20, 2008

October 18, 2008-Biggest Ratings For SNL In 14 YEARS

Seriously? That is unfortunate for SNL to be the reason as far as I'm concerned. I am sure the audience was filled with Palin supporters... you know the people I would like to meet, who think she is sooooo hot. I don't see it. I've read somewhere, and I do not recall where, that some people think Sarah looks like a hot librarian. WHAT? At least librarians can think of a book or magazine they've read even if they don't read since they are surrounded by books and magazines all day. I bet those responsible for that comparison are the words uttered by old white men who are responsible for the clapper, among other things. What bothers me even more about this whole thing, when Obama first started holding his rallies in stadiums (due to that being the only place that will contain his supporters) he was acting like a "celebrity" who is "not in touch with the average American". However here is Palin, who went on SNL and won't do anymore interviews, brings a huge crowd wherever she goes, is electrifying the Republican base. Does no one else not smell the continuos BS?

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Will The Real Sarah Palin Please Stand Up

Sarah visits the SNL set...

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Powell To Endorse Obama, What?

Per the Huffington Post, after watching the final presidential debate, it seems more likely that Colin Powell, who is a Republican, former Secretary of State, and military man, just like Johnny Mac, will endorse Barack. This gives Obama even more credibility to be President. Oh by the way, this makes McCain-Palin look really incompetent at this point.

Monday, October 13, 2008

McCain's Campaign Seems To Be in Shambles

There are peeps high up in the Republican partay sick of the McCain-Palin shenanigans. William Kristol, Fox News propagandist/analyst has come out and said Johnny boy needs to fire his campaign and start over, The New York Times reports. Now let us keep in mind, November 4th is the day we vote folks. If you have this guy shouting this from the Republican rooftops then... I'll leave you hanging like Palin does and not finish my thought.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Palin Abuses Power As Alaskan Governor

You know the whole deal of SP getting the ex-bro in law fired from his cop gig due to abusing her sister? Well today word is coming down the pipe from the state Legislature that Sarah abused her power, CNN reports.
So is that not a MAJOR ethics issue? Who is to say she will not get really abusive if she is VP? Hmm kinda weird how the word abuse is in the same category as Sarah Palin and that of her ex-brother in law. Oh and here is the kicker, no laws were violated. I know! Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Cop Uses Funky Looking Cop Suit, To Invoke Hatred

I wonder how this A HOLE treats minorities when he pulls them over. Mike Scott if anyone is a terrorist it is you, and those that cheered after you said that BS.

Gotta Love Madonna For Always Speaking Her Mind... And To The Beat Of The Music, Impressive

I am going out on a limb here, but I would say she is not a fan of Sarah Palin.