Crystal Harris On Screwing Hugh Hefner (VIDEO)

On Howard Stern's Sirius XM Radio show Tuesday, Crystal Harris, the girl who recently called it quits on marrying Hugh Hefner, told Howard she was just over the relationship and that Hef lasted for 2 seconds in the sack. Hugh only tapped that once and Crystal didn't find the Playboy attractive. Well duh, she never got an orgasm out of the deal.

Funny how much a chick, in her twenties, will put up with to be famous. Now you know this broad didn't just wake up one morning and say, "I'm not attracted to Hef." She wasn't attracted to his ass when they met. She was attracted to the prestige, the mansion and having housekeepers and a butler at her beckon call. Lets be real girl.

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris

According to People.com Hugh Hefner's ex-fiance, Crystal Harris (who dumped him right before they were to walk down the aisle) decided to visit him on Father's Day, of all days, considering their age difference of 60 years, Hefner 85 and Harris 26. On this special day, Crystal decided to bring her dad the gift of life in the shape of a dog they shared together named, Charlie. She felt Charlie was happier living in the mansion and brought him back to live with Hef. Shit, I'd be happier living at the Playboy Mansion with maids, laying on sheets with a thread count of infinity and frolicking around on lush grounds too.