WTF

According to David Rees's article on the Huffington Post, former President George Bush pardoned Bin Laden! Seriously? This cannot be true... There is absolutely noway...Is this to just get people like me to read your article David Rees?

An Audio Tape, A Cave, Osama

Osama's tape dropped today urging Muslims to launch a holy war against Israel, and per VP Dick Cheney, after "hearing" the Al-Qaida leader's voice on tape, shows he is in an isolated cave. Well Dick if you're reading rant and roast, and I just bet you are, thanks for your insight into this whole Osama cave thing before your exit... wait it seems like I've heard that before.

President-elect Obama was asked today about this new development while being interviewed on "CBS Evening News." His response was, "Regardless of whether bin Laden is alive, the U.S. must weaken the Al-Qaida network to the point that it can no longer function. "My preference, obviously, would be to capture or kill him."... "But if we have so tightened the noose that he's in a cave somewhere and can't even communicate with his operatives then we will meet our goal of protecting America."