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Showing posts with label Miley Cyrus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miley Cyrus. Show all posts

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Katie Couric Discusses Castration

Katie was a guest co-host yesterday on The View. The ladies were discussing a photo that surfaced of Miley Cyrus smoking and weighed in on celebrities being role models.

Perhaps Couric was thinking of someone's penis at the time because this is what she had to say, "I'm not gonna castrate her because she's smoking, all I'm saying is that it's a bit disappointing."

Joy Behar of course called her out with, "She has a penis also?!"

...and Barbara Walters promised her a lesson, "When this is over, you sit down with me and I'm gonna discuss sex with you."

Check it all out here.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Is Miley Dissing Hannah

As reported in the Chicago Sun-Times, Miley Cyrus is now wanting to dis her inner girl Hannah Montana, who is the reason we really know who Miley is in the first place, for MORE stardom... how rude. On top of this shenanigan, Miley and that honky tonk father of hers, Billy Ray, supposedly show up late to set and are not cool to cast members because they want off the show, you know the whole diva thing? I guess Miley is also jello (you say jealous I say jello) of the rising star that is Emily Osment, who plays her BFF on the show. This is so high school... wait they are in high school? So there is no story here?
I'm done with this post.

Friday, September 12, 2008

J To The L-O, Hello

So per US Weekly Jennifer Lopez will not be a judge on the finale of Project Runway. Like wow I am so devastated, NOT. I am sure they can find some other actress, turned singer, turned restaurant/bar owner, turned perfume line creator, turned clothing line designer in no time. They are everywhere in H-town.
On top of all of this, Jennifer has suffered a foot injury, OH MY; and she has this big triathlon for a children's charity coming up. Hmm I am wondering if that little footsie is just fine and Miss Thang bit off more than she could run. Here's the thing, if it were me, I would just give money if I had it to give. I am not trying to commit to nothing physical that lasts for more than an hour. She should just do a dance off with Miley Cyrus and call it a day.