Camille Grammer Calls Kelsey's "Situation" Not Much OF A "Situation"

According to TMZ, Camille Grammer, Kelsey Grammer's ex-wife and current cast member of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, eluded that her ex-hubby had a small penis by saying, "Big hands, big feet, big disappointment."

Well Kayte, the chick Kelsey dumped Camille for and then immediately married responded with, "Perhaps the fault lies not so much with the member in question but rather with the inspiration at hand." Translation: Yo bitch, his penis LOVES ME and hated your ass. So back the F off!

Katie Couric Discusses Castration

Katie was a guest co-host yesterday on The View. The ladies were discussing a photo that surfaced of Miley Cyrus smoking and weighed in on celebrities being role models.

Perhaps Couric was thinking of someone's penis at the time because this is what she had to say, "I'm not gonna castrate her because she's smoking, all I'm saying is that it's a bit disappointing."

Joy Behar of course called her out with, "She has a penis also?!"

...and Barbara Walters promised her a lesson, "When this is over, you sit down with me and I'm gonna discuss sex with you."

Check it all out here.

Woman Mutilated Husband's...PENIS!

A 48 year old Garden Grove, California woman, Kieu Becker, pulled a Lorena Bobbitt (google her) and cut off her 51 year old husband's penis with a 10 inch knife. She then however put it in the garbage disposal. Check out video for full story.