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Showing posts with label Republican. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Republican. Show all posts

Thursday, September 8, 2011

GOP Debate: Best Of

Mitt Romney and Rick Perry give each other some verbal digs on creating jobs:


Jon Huntsman talks Science and how the Republicans can't run away from it:


Here's a video clip during the GOP debate where Perry talks Social Security and how he's not responsible for Karl Rove:


Here's another where he talks capital punishment (being the Texas Governor and all). Oh and this is the same guy that doesn't believe Americans should vote for their senators. Take it away Perry:


The justice system has been known to make mistakes. We've seen people get out of jail who were innocent. So how the thought of someone innocent being executed could NEVER cross his mind is... well, odd.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Bachman Wants The Department Of Education...

No longer to be a Department.

Michele Bachman says it is one agency, "we can live without." The Republican presidential hopeful also said, "The Constitution does not specifically enumerate nor does it give to the federal government the role and duty to superintend over education, that historically has been held by the parents and by local communities and by state government. To put that into the federal government as we saw a Department of Education in the late 1970s has eviscerated the constitutional understanding that the control of education truly lies with the parents."



We don't think we need to say much on this one. Michele does it for us. She roasts herself. The damn lady roasts herself.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Kathy Griffin Calls Out Michele Bachman (VIDEO)

Griffin explains it all to Conan O'Brien. How she left Bachman trying to figure out if she was born a bigot or is it one of those things that just kinda happened.



Thursday, August 4, 2011

Sarah Palin's Coworkers Silenced Due To Their Pay Checks

Fox News cohosts, Greg Gutfeld and Bob Beckel, of the show "The Five," briefly chat about their coworker Palin, who makes a cool $1 million a year as a Fox contributor. Curious, why is the word "cool" always used to describe a large sum of money? Nobody ever says, a cool $20 dollars, or why not a "hot" $1 million?

Anyway, it seems they were busting at the seams to share how they really feel about Palin but in a "Fox News I need my money" kind of way.

Watch video to see what we mean:

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

President Obama Addresses The Nation



Response from Republicans about the Presidents address



Check out this comment (below) from grrandram, who posted their comment on the same page I embeded the Republican response video from... I could not resist posting it here.

"Exactly. They're sort of embarrassing. First they present the hockey mom and now they bring out the Slumdog Millionaire. They're so gimmicky. Hey, look at us, we can have a woman in office."

Monday, February 23, 2009

Useless Keys

Career politician Alan Keys is an idiot and a hater... I am originally from Illinois, Chicago to be exact, and remember when he was running for Senate against the now President Barack Obama, who obviously won that senate race. Alan's own party did not support him. Keys sucked then and he sucks now. He's the communist radical (insert unmentionable name). Wouldn't "his people," Republicans, consider this type of behavior (the way he is talking about the President) as unpatriotic? Are his phones being tapped? I'm just sayin Alan... just sayin you're a traitor on so many levels. Instead of talking sh--, why don't you go out and help the community,
dumb a--!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Ann Coulter Attacks Barbara Walters

We all know Ann acted like this on The View to keep her name in the media to sell her book right? Here are a couple clips of Ann on the show today. Believe me, it is a worth a peek....by the way, Ann was no longer at the table when they came back from break. Do you think she was kicked off? We do and are really happy about it.



Friday, October 17, 2008

Chris Matthews

I just came across this roast and LOVED IT! Grant it, it is a bit old and long but good people. Hmm that sounds naughty...

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Powell To Endorse Obama, What?

Per the Huffington Post, after watching the final presidential debate, it seems more likely that Colin Powell, who is a Republican, former Secretary of State, and military man, just like Johnny Mac, will endorse Barack. This gives Obama even more credibility to be President. Oh by the way, this makes McCain-Palin look really incompetent at this point.