Charlie Sheen Gets Roasted

Comedy Central's Charlie Sheen roast took place over the weekend and here are some of the highlights according to, Entertainment Weekly.

The host of the roast Seth MacFarlane rants, “... A man who was great in two things 25 years ago.... Two and a Half Men will air a mock funeral for Sheen’s character during its premiere on the same night the Comedy Central roast airs but, you can just wait a couple months and see the real thing." Seth went on to say Charlie was found dead in his apartment and then told the audience he just copied the obituary of the late singer, Amy Winehouse.

While introducing William Shatner to the stage, MacFarlane poked fun at him with, "The guy who played Captain Kirk on Star Trek before it looked like gay guys working in a Mac store.”

William Shatner replied to Seth with, "Keep it going for Chaz Bono.” Then to Sheen, “I know another guy who was kind to whores and he got crucified by Jews too..."

Jeffrey Ross jabs, "Charlie if you’re winning, something is wrong with the scoreboard. If you’re winning, this must not be a child custody hearing."

Actress Kate Walsh says, “It’s amazing, after abusing your lungs, liver and kidneys, the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.”

Charlie takes the stage and responds with, “Until tonight I never realized how f***ed up I was. I just thought I was having fun … Kate Walsh, I don’t know anybody who watches your show, because I date woman who can still get their period."

Charlie says more as do others. Catch it when it airs on Comedy Central, September 19th. Check your local listing for show time.