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Showing posts with label Comedy Central. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comedy Central. Show all posts

Friday, September 16, 2011

Charlie Sheen Interview

Today's Matt Lauer sat down with Charlie Sheen and we gotta say, Charlie was extremely calm and CHARMING.

The actual interview starts at about 3:08.

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For more on Matt Lauer's interview with Charlie Sheen, visit the Today Show website.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Charlie Sheen Gets Roasted


Comedy Central's Charlie Sheen roast took place over the weekend and here are some of the highlights according to, Entertainment Weekly.

The host of the roast Seth MacFarlane rants, “... A man who was great in two things 25 years ago.... Two and a Half Men will air a mock funeral for Sheen’s character during its premiere on the same night the Comedy Central roast airs but, you can just wait a couple months and see the real thing." Seth went on to say Charlie was found dead in his apartment and then told the audience he just copied the obituary of the late singer, Amy Winehouse.

While introducing William Shatner to the stage, MacFarlane poked fun at him with, "The guy who played Captain Kirk on Star Trek before it looked like gay guys working in a Mac store.”

William Shatner replied to Seth with, "Keep it going for Chaz Bono.” Then to Sheen, “I know another guy who was kind to whores and he got crucified by Jews too..."

Jeffrey Ross jabs, "Charlie if you’re winning, something is wrong with the scoreboard. If you’re winning, this must not be a child custody hearing."

Actress Kate Walsh says, “It’s amazing, after abusing your lungs, liver and kidneys, the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.”

Charlie takes the stage and responds with, “Until tonight I never realized how f***ed up I was. I just thought I was having fun … Kate Walsh, I don’t know anybody who watches your show, because I date woman who can still get their period."

Charlie says more as do others. Catch it when it airs on Comedy Central, September 19th. Check your local listing for show time.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Jon Stewart On Michele Bachman's Newsweek Cover (VIDEO)

Stewart says Newsweek had to go out of their way to find a shitty pic of the Tea Party Rep and he proves it.



Monday, July 25, 2011

Dave Chappelle Gets Booed (VIDEO)

Dave was performing a set in Miami for Alonzo Mourning's Summer Groove charity event. Some say it looks like he wasn't prepared for the event as at times, he was sighing and staring at the crowd. Oh and he also received 4 text messages and checked them, WHILE ON STAGE.

TV One and CNN analyst Roland Martin was there and tweeted:
This Dave Chappelle set is bizarre. He’s spent more time going back & forth with one audience member, & pretty much stopped telling jokes. Some woman yelled, “Can you tell a joke so we can enjoy ourselves!" I’m just not understanding what threw him off. He’s complained about folks videotaping his set, yelling out loud. I don’t get it. “This crowd is as serious as hell,” he says... Chappelle says this is a “test of wills.” He keeps saying “tick tock” & he has “nothing but time.”

In Martin's tweet of explaining this debacle to his CNN viewers:
... Dave Chappelle complaining about a guy taping his whole show. Then Dave started talking to me, asking if I was putting this on CNN. Yes, from the stage! He’s been on stage 46 minutes & told one joke. He kept saying “I respect your work.” And then said, He’ll send me a tape of his better comedy work. This is a trip! One of Chappelle’s folks told me he hates hecklers, and that totally threw him off. And every little thing that happened just took him off.

Chappelle was on stage for 46 minutes and told one funny, yes ONE joke. Since he has been living on a farm in Ohio, perhaps that's to blame.


Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Charlie Sheen Getting Roasted

The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that Charlie Sheen will be roasted on Comedy Central on the same day Ashton Kutcher debuts in his new role on Two and a Half Men September 19th. Coincidence? We think not.

Sheen is quoted as saying, "You could say I've been providing kindling for this roast for a while." "It's going to be epic.”

We can't wait Mr. Sheen. We love anything with "ROAST" in it!