Jon Stewart On Michele Bachman's Newsweek Cover (VIDEO)

Stewart says Newsweek had to go out of their way to find a shitty pic of the Tea Party Rep and he proves it.

Beyoncé Gets Bazaar

Check out B on the cover of the September issue of UK's Harper Bazaar.

On turning 30 she says, "This is such a pivotal moment in my life. “I’m transitioning as a woman, and I’m finally able to express myself as I am ... I can't wait to start the next chapter.”

On her good friend Gwyneth Patrow, “She pushes her boundaries all the time,” she tells the magazine. “You go to her house and she makes you feel like you never want to go home. She is what I strive to be one day.”

The interview wouldn't be complete unless Gaga was discussed. So in working with Lady Gaga on the song., "Telephone," B offers up, “She’s not afraid, I love that. She wanted me to do something crazy, and so I just rolled with it.”

To read more of the interview, visit Harper's Bazaar.

Beyoncé Covers Complex Magazine

On Kanye West who produced her track, "Party," Beyoncé discusses how Kanye's song, "Runaway" almost drove her to tears and says, “The fact that he’s belting out his pain, his confusion, and his anger, with no pre-written lyrics, was so moving. He’s singing his heart out for five minutes. He is so vulnerable. I love when an artist can be so honest.”

B also had plenty to say about her husband Jay-Z. “Jay’s music is more than music. His lyrics have fathered generations. All that he has overcome gives millions so much hope. There are moments when I see his lips moving and I can see lyrics floating above his head and I think, ‘Wow! How did I get so lucky to be able to witness this level of genius so closely?"

Beyoncé goes on to say what she does when she feels down. "“I only allow myself one day to feel sorry for myself. People who complain really get on my nerves. When I’m not feeling my best I ask myself, ‘What are you gonna do about it?’ I use the negativity to fuel the transformation into a better me.”

There's one part in this article that some may perceive as, ahem arrogant. However she has the vocals to back that shit up. Here's that part I'm taking about:"...I have an authentic, God-given talent, drive, and longevity that will always separate me from everyone else. I’ve been fortunate to accomplish things that the younger generation of queens dream of accomplishing..."

To read the full article, go to Complex Magazine.

Oral Roberts Ministries Gives Oral

Here is the REAL August 2010 cover of Oral Roberts Ministries's magazine. This is not some photoshopped imposter, as reported by HuffPost Comedy. Check out the tag line: Get under the "spout" where the glory comes out! They also seem to be yelling, wanting to get their point across with the use of that exclamation point. She definitely looks like she's ready to give her contribution... oh the irony.