Oral Roberts Ministries Gives Oral

Here is the REAL August 2010 cover of Oral Roberts Ministries's magazine. This is not some photoshopped imposter, as reported by HuffPost Comedy. Check out the tag line: Get under the "spout" where the glory comes out! They also seem to be yelling, wanting to get their point across with the use of that exclamation point. She definitely looks like she's ready to give her contribution... oh the irony.

Charles Barkley

Wow! I was just going to say I heard, the ex-basketball star, who stars in those T-mobile commercials with Miami basketball superstar Dwayne Wade, was arrested for DUI in Phoenix early this morning, and that he obviously started his New Year celebration early, but no dudes it gets better... according to the Huffington Post, Barkley ran a stop sign, and that is when the poe poes pulled him ovah and cited him with DUI; however Charlie boy gave an explanation as to why he was in such a hurry. Wait for it... oral sex! Yes... oookkkay! According to the police report, Charles told the officer he ran the stop sign to pick up the chick they saw get in the back seat. He went on to ask the cop to admit she was hot... and that he got a bj from her a week earlier, and it was the best he ever had in his life. Isn't Charlie married with kids? I wonder how they're feelin right about now. I am wondering if this chick was a hooker.