So This Is News?

Happy Birthday and all but really...

Jessica Simpson gets a Birken Bag for her birthday... a bag that can pay multiple car notes, mortgages or ya know someone's annual salary (yes, in this economy). Oh the cost, $15,000! This is a gift from the fiance Eric Johnson. I thought he didn't have a job.

Brown Gives Good Gifts

The New York Daily News reports Rihanna celebrated her 21st birthday this past weekend in a rented house in the Hollywood Hills amongst close non-celebrity friends. They also report Chris Brown phoned Rihanna to wish her a happy birthday and gave her a diamond bracelet and knecklace, along with an IPOD Touch.

I mean this does sound plausible however anyone could make this up as it was Rihanna's birthday so it seems obvious... but how do we really know this is what went down? This would mean Rihanna's people or her "close friends" put this story out... or possibly Brown himself or his people. For two people who, prior to the alleged assault, do not talk about their personal lives... all the personal biznass sure is getting out (allegedly), hmm.

Adolf Hitler, File This Under Random

Everyone has their right to their own opinions and ideas, however if your opinions or ideas fall under the category of stupid, crazy, or just plain weird... you got to get talked about.

Fox News reports, a birthday cake was ordered at a local grocer somewhere in Jersey by the parents of a 3 year old boy. I know sounds all good. However, the grocer refused to decorate the cake due to the name they would put on the 3 year olds cake... wait for it... his name is Adolf Hitler Campbell. Hmm hmm. Adolf has a couple siblings and their names are JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. The daddy of Adolf claims he named his son Adolf because he likes the name and knew no one else would have it... well yeah except the ruthless dictator we all know as ADOLF HITLER.

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Happy 27th B-Day Britney

For those that check out rant and roast who are Britney fans, this blog's for you. What did you think of her Good Morning America performance? It looked a little dull to me... maybe it was too early in the A.M. for her.