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Showing posts with label Britney Spears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Britney Spears. Show all posts

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Brit Brit Being Sued For 10 Million


According to MSNBC, Britney is being sued by a former employee, an ex-bodyguard to be exact, by the name of Fernando Flores for well, being unclean. He claims Britney had some pretty intense gas, walked around funky because she didn't shower or brush her teeth, didn't wear shoes or socks, didn't do her hair or use deodorant on the regular. This is seriously hysterical. Oh I forgot, he also didn't like that she picked her nose and put that in his claim too. Flores also states she used profane lingo, walked around naked and made unwanted sexual advances toward him. This sounds like a bunch of BS and we're not talking Britney's initials either. We all know Flores would've had a piece of Spears. All he had to do was spray some of her Midnight Fantasy perfume on her and it's curtains. He also believes she was prescription drugging on Narcon, methamphetamines or perhaps Ritalin.

Speaking of Ritalin, this guy sounds like he needs a little disorder of his own and it's called, Sit yo ass down.

To view the lawsuit provided by eonline, click here.

According to TMZ, Britney's peeps say, "He's a liar." As the above picture shows, Britney is shopping at a a Los Angeles Target in an aisle where the products clearly promote hygiene, clearly.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Happy Sunday Rant And Roasters

Not much going on in the political or entertainment arenas. Barack Obama is Prez-Elect, Brad and Angelina are still together, Britney is still wanting a man in her life and wanting control of her life, and Lindsay still chooses girlfriend Sam over her pops, Michael... Toodles!

Monday, December 22, 2008

Kanye West, Among Others Discussed

Brit's Dad Gets Major Bank

Per MSNBC, Britney Spear's dad, Jamie Spears, gets paid $75 an hour. Let me break this down, Jamie was getting paid $10,000 a month... but LA Superior Court Commissioner, Reva Goetz, felt that wasn't enough and upped it to $16,000 a month. i guess it takes quite a bit of work to be in a conservatorship, especially when they're your FATHER. You have to wonder, does Jamie ever step in and say, you know what, that is way too much money... I don't need all of that.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Happy 27th B-Day Britney

For those that check out rant and roast who are Britney fans, this blog's for you. What did you think of her Good Morning America performance? It looked a little dull to me... maybe it was too early in the A.M. for her.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Britney's Docudrama

So I thought Brit's documentary last night was more like a docudrama. Does she not go through major drama on a daily basis or what (i.e., paparazzi, her pops, being Britney in general)? As if anyone with a pulse did not know that already. The best part was when she mentioned Justin, as in Timberlake, and how down in the dumps she was over the breakup because she was so famous! Does anyone remember her telling us during the documentary how famous she was? Hmm aren't we modest. Oh and another fave was when she met up with 2 dudes in NY from the Broadway show she saw... seemed like Ms. Spears wanted some of that. I want to know that story. I also want to know who the dude was asking the questions...

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Weekend Round Up

According to Britain's News Of The World, Blake Fielder-Civil (Amy Winehouse's husband) admits to being the cause of Amy's demons, claiming he introduced her to crack and heroine and recalls how she almost died in his arms when they hit rock bottom in 2007. Fielder-Civil says that is when she suffered her first seizure. Here's the thing, I do not blame him as if he introduced her to eating a bowl of maggots, would she?

Britney Spears performs "Womanizer" live multiple times across the pond and we hear her lip synching is better than ever. While Rosie O'Donnell's variety show gets canned after NBC aired 1 episode, due to low ratings and bad reviews... the kicker... she was beat out by Barbara Walter's, Barack and Michelle Obama interview in the same time slot, ouch!.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Brit Performs In Germany

Dressed a little like Madonna however more alive than VMA performance a year ago in Vegas. You go Brit!



... then she is presented Best International Pop Award by Designer Karl Lagerfeld.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Britney And Madonna Together Again...Oh Justin Was There Too

Britney and Justin, took the stage with Madonna (separately) at Dodger Stadium in LA on November 6, MSNBC reports. Brit joined Madge to sing the last verse of Madonna's song, "Human Nature".

Britney and Madonna perform "Human Nature" - Raw Footage


Justin and Madonna perform "4 Minutes" - Raw Footage

Friday, October 31, 2008

Check Out Brit's New Cover

Quite sexy don't cha think? According to Britney's website, her next single to drop is called Circus, an up-tempo track. Is it just me or is anyone surprised here? I was not expecting a ballad.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

A Sneak Peek At Brit's Documentary

It's a slow day in news what do you want from me!?



Also her new video Womanizer...

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Brit Sets The Record Straight

Per People, Ms. Spears, partnered with MTV, shot a documentary set to air two days prior to her album, Circus, dropping. The documentary is about Brit's chaotic life yadda yadda yadda these last couple years yadda yadda and yadda. This riveting documentary is set to air on November 30th.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

It's Britney Bitches


Ms. B finally takes home not 1 but 3 Moonmen. You know it is not like I go out and buy Britney cds or anything; however if one of her tunes comes on the radio like Piece of Me , I will jam out to it. Anyhoo she is all pop and it is clear the pop world still wants a piece of that. I will not be too harsh with Brit Brit but I will just say this, not sure if she should have won all 3. The winner for Video of the year should have a little more action going on in the video. I'm just sayin.