Brit Brit Being Sued For 10 Million

According to MSNBC, Britney is being sued by a former employee, an ex-bodyguard to be exact, by the name of Fernando Flores for well, being unclean. He claims Britney had some pretty intense gas, walked around funky because she didn't shower or brush her teeth, didn't wear shoes or socks, didn't do her hair or use deodorant on the regular. This is seriously hysterical. Oh I forgot, he also didn't like that she picked her nose and put that in his claim too. Flores also states she used profane lingo, walked around naked and made unwanted sexual advances toward him. This sounds like a bunch of BS and we're not talking Britney's initials either. We all know Flores would've had a piece of Spears. All he had to do was spray some of her Midnight Fantasy perfume on her and it's curtains. He also believes she was prescription drugging on Narcon, methamphetamines or perhaps Ritalin.

Speaking of Ritalin, this guy sounds like he needs a little disorder of his own and it's called, Sit yo ass down.

To view the lawsuit provided by eonline, click here.

According to TMZ, Britney's peeps say, "He's a liar." As the above picture shows, Britney is shopping at a a Los Angeles Target in an aisle where the products clearly promote hygiene, clearly.

Katt Williams, Not Catty At All

The comedian stopped at a Jack-in-the Box in Williams, Arizona while on tour. His bodyguard was bitten on the arm by Lester, a retired German Shepherd from the police force, and it must've been really hard as the bodyguard shot and killed the pooch. According to TMZ, Lester was out walking with its owner and he got away. That is when all this went down.

To make it up to the owner of Lester, Katt gave them an 8 week Old Mastiff (that apparently was chillin on his tour bus) to replace the dead one and said his bodyguard would be fired ASAP. Oh and it appears a photo op made them feel a hell of a lot better also (see photo below).