Lohan Saved Once Again

(Update: see previous post for initial story)
Lindsay will not have to serve jail time because she only had to do alcohol and drug testing from January 3rd to February 25th of this year. Since the test she took and tested positive for happened after that time period, Lohan is free to live in her Venice home and not a jail cell.

However Judge Sautner did lay down some more rules while Lindsay is serving her house arrest sentence and they are as follows:

No parties at her home
Members of her family can hang at her house but only 1 friend at a time is allowed to

So it seems this girl is free to do some druggin and drinkin whenever she feels like it...

Lindsay and Sam

For anyone interested, Lindsay Lohan and GF Sam Ronson allegedly were fighting first at LAX and then at club Mansion (where Lindsay played hostess and Sam deejayed) New Year's Week... throwing fists and who knows what else.

TMZ was the first to report of any goings on. It was also reported, Lindsay was so hysterical, flight crew asked if she wanted off the plane.

Happy Sunday Rant And Roasters

Not much going on in the political or entertainment arenas. Barack Obama is Prez-Elect, Brad and Angelina are still together, Britney is still wanting a man in her life and wanting control of her life, and Lindsay still chooses girlfriend Sam over her pops, Michael... Toodles!

Lindsay Lohan Vs. Her Dad

Lindsay posted a blog on her myspace celebrity blog basically admitting she has a half sibling that her dad doesn't own up to.

Lindsay writes, "My father just let my family and me know, amongst other things that he had another child after my little sister Aliana"... "Or maybe he had it before Aliana?? Either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks."

Lindsay's father, Michael, does not believe Lindsay posted the blog, he believes her gal pal Samantha Ronson is the culprit.

Here's the thing, I thought Lindsay was so over dragging her family drama into the media. She knows posting a blog such as this one is going to get media attention. She even asked her father to stop talking about their family issues to the media... then she goes and does it? This whole thing screams I need me some publicity.

Lindsay Dressed In White Powder?

The Associated Press reports Lindsay was doused with flour last night, while walking into a Paris club with gal pal Sam Ronson. Good ole PETA are the culprits as they did not care too much for the fur she was wearing. Here is what I do not get about PETA, they do not want people to be cruel to animals yet their response is to be cruel to humans. However, Lindsay being the star she is, dusted herself off and posed for pics on the red carpet.

Oh Linds

Fox News reports, Lindsay Lohan was recently interviewed by Maria Menounos on "Access Hollywood," and was asked questions from her stint on "Ugly Betty" to President-Elect Barack Obama. Lindsay's response to Obama and we quote, "It's an amazing feeling. It's our first, you know, colored president."

Rant and roast will not dignify this with a catty comment, but only write about it.

Lindsay Opens Up

Covergirl Lindsay Lohan admits to being bisexual but says no to being a lesbian in latest issue of Harper's Bazaar...