LA Traffic Cops Are Really Shaking People Down

Those people, are women who do porn and porn-like acts on film. Los Angeles traffic cops gettin their freak on in uniform.

The XXX movie took place 3 years ago however the story just came to fruition 3 months ago as reported on NBC LA News. After investigating this claim, the LA Department of Transportation (LA DOT) fired John K. Dancler this past Wednesday for his starring role in spanking butts, groping boobs and getting straddled by a chick, but the other traffic cop dude is still allowed to give out tickets, not sure why. Perhaps he didn't grope enough. Dancler was an employee for LA DOT for 23 years. What an idiot he is. City gigs state you have to give them 30 years before you can retire and that is obviously where Dancler was trying to hea. He's appealing.

These acts weren't lewd enough to be fired because no actual penetration took place in public (that we know of), just a bit of fondling. What these idiots did was wear their uniform which is an ultimate no no. You'd think they read this in their city employee handbook.

By the way, John K. Dancler looks like the asshole that gave me a ticket in Brentwood.

TNT... Hoy... Hoy... Hoy...

According to Bloomberg.com. former pro baller, turned sports analyst for the TNT network Charles Barkley, will be taking a leave of absence from his TNT gig, due to his arrest from suspicion of driving under the influence a week ago. Barkley declined to take the breathalyzer but did take the blood test; which revealed his alcohol level was .149, almost twice the legal limit in Phoenix, which is .08 and where this situation took place.

At least Charlie boy was given some time off to reflect on his actions and what not to do next time... he should've called Diddy, who has that driver service for celebrities when they get totally drunk and don't think.