LA Traffic Cops Are Really Shaking People Down

Those people, are women who do porn and porn-like acts on film. Los Angeles traffic cops gettin their freak on in uniform.

The XXX movie took place 3 years ago however the story just came to fruition 3 months ago as reported on NBC LA News. After investigating this claim, the LA Department of Transportation (LA DOT) fired John K. Dancler this past Wednesday for his starring role in spanking butts, groping boobs and getting straddled by a chick, but the other traffic cop dude is still allowed to give out tickets, not sure why. Perhaps he didn't grope enough. Dancler was an employee for LA DOT for 23 years. What an idiot he is. City gigs state you have to give them 30 years before you can retire and that is obviously where Dancler was trying to hea. He's appealing.

These acts weren't lewd enough to be fired because no actual penetration took place in public (that we know of), just a bit of fondling. What these idiots did was wear their uniform which is an ultimate no no. You'd think they read this in their city employee handbook.

By the way, John K. Dancler looks like the asshole that gave me a ticket in Brentwood.

Does Casey Anthony Have A Vivid Future?

According to TMZ, Vivid Entertainment, is already on the prowl to turn her "not guilty" verdict into a goldmine.

As Steve Hirsch, Founder and Co-Chairman of Vivid so vivdly put it, ""Whether you agree with the verdict or not, Casey will want to move forward with her life and has a right to make a living. It’s not going to be easy for her and we believe we can help her make the transition into a new life.... We’ve all seen the pictures of her partying and having a good time with friends where she definitely looks hot."

Chyna Does Porn

For all you wrestling fans out there who loved and miss watching the manly, Chyna Doll aka Joanie Laurer, get down and dirty in the ring by slamming her opponents down showing them no mercy, are in luck. Those over 18 can now check Chyna out in her latest full time gig, PORN! Her new movie is called, Backdoor to Chyna. She states, “This tape empowered me... I felt respected. I felt beautiful. I got paid well. This movie didn’t happen to me. I cast it. I was involved from beginning to end...“In a way, it fixed me, I feel like it helped me get over trauma that I needed help with.”

Some years back, there was an unauthorized sex tape called, 1 Night in China, that Chyna says she was not compensated for and stated that it ruined her life which eventually led to multiple suicide attempts in 2004.

Well, we're glad getting paid now for those acts on video brings Chyna to a "happier place."

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