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Showing posts with label Paris Hilton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paris Hilton. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Paris Hilton on Good Morning America

The only reason we are using up any blog space on this heiress TODAY, is because she was faced with a legitamate question and what does she do, walk off the interview... and we like that. Oh and the ratings on her reality show are dismal.

As reported by People, ABC news anchor Dan Harris asked, "Do you ever worry about your moment having passed?"

Hilton replies with, "I've been in this business for 15 years now, so it's been a very long time. Just like any other business person or someone in the industry, it's always important to reinvent yourself and come up with new projects." Rant and roast doesn't think your reality show, “The World According to Paris" was the answer.



Paris previously said she was no longer going to do the "baby voice" anymore, but she still does it. Hey girl, that shit is ANNOYING!

Friday, December 19, 2008

Jewel Thief Hits Up Resident, P Hilton

According to the Associated Press, Paris Hilton's LA pad was burglarized today around 5 a.m. with an estimated $2 million in jewels missing, and the LAPD are all over it. It's been reported this thief "broke in" through the front door and ransacked her bedroom. Luckily Paris was not around when this weird event took place. I say weird because by her being this, and I quote... see the quote... "heiress", what up with like a major alarm system and video cameras (we know she likes those). Yeah I could not help myself I had to add that. I'm no person of the law nor would I want to be but sounds like this might be someone she knows... I don't know... it seems fishy.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

One More Thing About Paris and Benji...

Trust me, i have no idea why I am writing this much about Paris and Benji, but they are the latest casualty of breaking up due to, "being too busy/work getting in the way," right? This goes for other "celeb couples" that break up for this reason. What I do not get is how do they have time to hit Hollywood hotspots?

Friday, November 21, 2008

Friday Round Up

Ashley Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz had a baby boy named Bronx. I guess I will go out on a limb and assume their families are happy.

Paris is still in love with Benji.

The blonde chick is no longer doing Dancing With The Stars so she can focus on some singing career (Google it).

It is a slow week... or is it really?

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Splitsville For Paris And Benji

WHO CARES! I am seeing this story way too much. So much I am writing about it too, condensed of course.

So they dated nine months and Paris was pictured with ex Stavros at some club a few days ago and Benji wears his feelings on his sleeve, and both have denied cheating on each other.

Great is it Thanksgiving yet?

Friday, November 14, 2008

Paris and Benji Are Hurting Me

This photo is making my back hurt.. so fierce!

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Paris And Her BFF

Geez and wow are the first two words that came to mind when I found out about this show. Here’s the thing, I have nothing against anyone trying to be famous, famous for being famous, and or getting money thrown at them in the process, hence Paris Hilton. She was born into this so if anyone has issue with it, blame the paparazzi and her parents for having sex, not necessarily in that order. However, I do believe a person has a choice to make something good if given the opportunity, and this MTV show, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, does not sound like it had a chance from the get go. Just the name of the show alone...yeah I believe this one will be a fart fire folks.
I will say this; I do like the teaser for the show with Paris kickin back in a lounge chair, but even that is reminiscent of the Funny or Die bit she did against John McCain, which is classic.